| Linda Cottrell: | ? | |
| Kris Fazzari: | Ariana, daughter of Mirelle | |
| ?: | Carla | |
| ?: | Dillon |
"When you have 30 points of bad stuff, you shouldn't walk strange
Patterns." -- Kris Fazzari
"There's a lot of things you shouldn't do with 30 points of bad stuff." --
Linda Cottrell
"Oberon is still the King." -- Ariana
"He's dead, he says." -- Carla
"Admitting that you're dead is an act of abdication, isn't it?" --
Dillon
| ?: | Lady Katelyn | |
| ?: | Sir Ivar | |
| ?: | Sir Xanacroid |
"Charlie will lead the way to the distressed lady." -- Sir Xanacroid,
2nd in command of the Knights of Avalon, speaking of her horse (an
artifact with more points than her character)
"Why can't you be more like Charlie?" -- Lady Katelyn to her plain old
horse without a name
"Sing Ivar!" -- Sir Xanacroid
"Yes, Sing!" -- Lady Katelyn
"Why do I have to sing?" -- young Sir Ivar
"Because you are of the lowest rank." -- Lady Katelyn, who is the 2nd
lowest rank
<Ivar sings>
"Very good there Ivar. Stop singing now." -- Sir Xanacroid
| Sol Foster?: | Raven | |
| ?: | Tezcatlipoca |
"I ate the Virgin Mary's heart. It was fun." -- Tezcatlipoca AKA Smoking Jaguar Mirror
"Can I steal the Antichrist?" -- Raven to GM
| ?: | Jesby |
"I'm evil incarnate, I dance." -- Jesby
| Kris Fazzari: | Lorianne, AKA "The Pirate Queen" | |
| Joe Filippini: | Otto Fromm | |
| Cal Rea: | Philippe | |
| Jeff Trumitch: | Westley, AKA "The Dread Pirate Roberts" | |
| Liz Trumitch: | Jayne Green, AKA "Plain Jayne" | |
| ?: | Jean Philippe, AKA "Sacre Bleu," AKA "The Sapphire Pimpernell" |
Bleys' elite guard, responding to an invasion:
"I ready the cannons." -- Philippe
"I get my weapons." -- Lorianne
"I brief the troops." -- Jayne
"I put on my mask." -- Jean Philippe
"I flirt with Ann." -- Westley
"Who wants to die today?" -- Jayne to Bleys' troops
"You get 15." -- GM
"Excellent. Come with me." -- Jayne
"As soon as the chance of death falls below 75%, I lead my men out." -- Jayne to GM
"All you guys on the beach see this one naked half-dead guy struggling
his way out of the water. It's one of Jayne's guys." -- GM
"Hey, one lived!" -- Philippe
"I'm surprised." -- Jayne
"When I say flying, I mean in a nautical sense." -- GM to group
"I rip off my shirt and give it to (Jayne) saying, 'Keep doing that baby.'" -- Philippe, giving Jayne more material for her flaming arrows
"I swing across and become a blue whirlwind of fashionable death." -- Jean Philippe
"I'm down to 15 crates (of clothes). What will the Americans say?" --
Jean Philippe
"The Americans will say, "Who is that fag in the blue clothes?" --
Jayne
"I shoot (Bleys' captor) in the back." -- Lorianne
"I skewer him. You'd better be ready to take advantage of the opening
this creates." -- Westley
"I catch him as he falls forward and say, 'Now about that duel....'" --
Jean Philippe
"Are we red and furry? Did I not notice this?" -- Philippe to the group
Jayne's Ballad
Plain Jayne from London town
Had her men pull their trousers down
Jumped in the sea and splashed around
Tipped a boat and her men did drown
Got on a plane and flew around
Knocked a bunch of sailors down
Went on a train and her men fell down
Only four are still around
Plain Jayne from London town
Hellriders have passed through here
since October 1, 1999.
Done by .
Quotes taken by myself, Sol Foster, Joe Saul and Liz Trumitch.
Last modified on April 14, 2009 by Kris Fazzari.
