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 Message: 21912861, 71 lines
 Posted: 8:55pm EDT, Sat Apr 10/93, imported: 8:55pm EDT, Sat Apr 10/93
 To: Kris Fazzari
 From: bshsiung@eecs.umich.edu
 
 Okay, Kris, here are the quotes I have so far...  I added some that you told
 me from before I was in the campaign, and a number from the latest session.
 
    Bernie
 ----
 "Benedict's killer is in that room.  Go get him!" -- a servant
 "Fuck that." -- Sebastian
 
 "Help me!  I think Bleys is trying to kill me!  We have to have a family
  meeting!" -- Jove
 "I'm busy.  If there's a vote taken on your death, I'll vote.  Otherwise, call
  me back later." -- Vale
 
 "I finally have a kick-ass power.  Nobody can tell me what to do."
  -- Vale to King Random, shortly before her exile from Amber
 
 "I shape a near Trump-quality image of [Caine] in my liver pate' and stab at it
  with my fork." -- Sebastian
 
 "Chaos scum." -- Garth
 
 "Forsooth!  It is Garth, my evil half-cousin, the god of Trickery!" -- Sebastian
 "I'm getting really sick of listening to this.  I kill him." -- Garth to GM
 
 "This is _so_ embarrassing." -- Sebastian
 
 "Yes, SIR!  Anything you say, SIR!" -- any one of Sebastian's guards
 
 "It seems that time is quite a lot slower where Avery is." -- Joe, the GM
 "Oh, okay.  I'll send Garth and Coll through to him." -- Jove
 "What happened?" -- Garth and Coll, half a day later, after being rescued from
  the slow-time trap that Avery was caught in
 
 "Want to be allies?  Join my fan-club!  Get a free life-sized Trump poster
  of me!" -- Jove
 
 "Jove wants me to [whatever].  Is this a good idea?" -- Coll
 "No." -- anyone he asks
 
 "I raise the Pattern and start to walk it in my mind." -- Jove, yet _again_
 "You reach a point where you feel that you're too tired to go on, but you're
  afraid to stop because you think you might die." -- Joe, the GM, yet _again_
 
 "Jove, I do not think this is a good idea." -- Garth
 
 "I believe that arrangements can be made." -- Waldheim
 
 "They were so vulnerable.  I wanted to kill them all but they were standing on
  my favorite putting green." -- Sebastian
 
 "I know where you live, Sebastian." -- Connor
 "My.  That sounds... ominous." -- Sebastian
 
 "You did WHAT?" -- Garth in response to being told by Jove that he took
  the Chaosite Avery to the Pattern in Tir-na Nog'th
 
 "He did WHAT?" -- Garth in response to being told by Jove that Avery
  successfully negotiated the Pattern there
 
 "I didn't think he could actually walk it.  I thought he was Chaos scum.  His
  blood burns when cut by a Pattern sword." -- Jove trying to explain to
  King Random about why it thought it was safe to take Avery to see the Pattern
 
 "Um." -- Jove failing to explain to King Random how he knew that Avery's blood
  burned, not wanting to mention that he was retrieving Werewindle for Brand
 
 "How shall I put this, Sebastian...  I know you have some talent because it
  appears that your skill with the blade is in spite of your current style of
  swordsmanship." -- Connor
 
 "Your blood/ichor will grace the Pattern/Logrus!" -- everyone, sooner or later